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A big thank you to all the contestants who bombarded us with hundreds of headlines. You made us chuckle for hours while reading your witty and wacky ads. Truth be told, a few of you might want to seek professional help. You know who you are!

Needless to say, we had to make some tough choices to pare it down to a select few. The following represent our favorites. We hope you enjoy them too.

Grand Prize Winner

The grand prize is a 1-year Passport membership. In addition, this ad will be featured as part of our January campaign.

  Need to return a few pounds along with those presents?
– Susan I.

Second Prize

The second prize is a 6-month Passport membership.

1   Look dashing through the snow.
– Jeffrey T.

Third Prize

The third prize is a 3-month Passport membership.

1   If you popped more buttons than bottles this holiday season.
– Kaitlin O.